CANUSA: Real Website or Inter-Governmental Conspiracy?

I simply don't know where to start with this one...

THIS is the single most crap-tastic awesome thing that exists on the web.

And trust me, being that I suffer from insomnia and procrastination-itus, I have seen damn near everything on the web...

I really can't tell if this is the pet project of someone's really, really old grandpa who completely lacks design sense, has never had any formal web training, hasn't even seen another web site since 1996, and lives in some biz-arre romantic fantasy world or if this is the work of a true evil genius.

Sample love poem:

"As you encourage me to try
new things with my web designing
and I get it right.. and you say
I knew you could do it hun
without you I will never want to
try every thing I do it for the
man I love very much and he will
alway have my love
Love you hun!!!"

Homepage screenshot (doesn't include framed navigation):

I Love "The God of Cake"

So... I just spent the past hour downloading all of the images from "The God of Cake" in order to put them into a slideshow to accompany the text as I read it to the kids for their bedtime story tonight.

This is pure comedic gold from the blogger who brought us one of my favorite memes, the "ALOT".

Written from the perspective of a four-year-old girl, this tale could very well have been taken directly from a day in the life of my daughter.

Best line in the story:

"No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one.  I would eat cake whenever I damn well pleased.  It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves."

CHECK OUT THE WHOLE STORY HERE