This is pure comedic gold from the blogger who brought us one of my favorite memes, the "ALOT".
Written from the perspective of a four-year-old girl, this tale could very well have been taken directly from a day in the life of my daughter.
Best line in the story:
"No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. I would eat cake whenever I damn well pleased. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves."

This could have been written from the viewpoint of many cake lovers I have know. RDW
ReplyDeleteLol, love it. funny stuff
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